December 31, 2019
twenty years on
On December 31, 1999, I was on call for production at U S WEST (Solaris and FreeBSD servers running email, USENET, authentication, and the like). We worked hard to ensure that the worst thing that happened was my pager broke the strap on my party dress. When the Y2K truthers start up with their nonsense these days, I’m the grizzled old-timer muttering, “Hush, kid. You weren’t there. You didn’t carry a pager. If you were one of us, you’d know the truth.”
On December 31, 1999, I was on call for production at U S WEST (Solaris and FreeBSD servers running email, USENET, authentication, and the like). We worked hard to ensure that the worst thing that happened was my pager broke the strap on my party dress. When the Y2K truthers start up with their nonsense these days, I’m the grizzled old-timer muttering, “Hush, kid. You weren’t there. You didn’t carry a pager. If you were one of us, you’d know the truth.”
I was on call for production at US WEST on Dec 31, 1999. The worst thing that happened was my pager was too heavy and broke the strap on my party dress.💃🏼
— Bridget Kromhout (@bridgetkromhout) December 1, 2017
This is because we worked hard to fix our systems. Y2K truther bullshit makes me 🙄. https://t.co/qMyp5ROvrt
Twenty years later, another decade’s end is upon us, and as is our custom of recent years, today features food and friends at a cabin in the woods, plenty of snow, and birds outside.
A tale of ice, fire, and cookies with @joelaha @Ellie_Umborfei & @gabehpc. pic.twitter.com/YxCkWiDO7S
— Bridget Kromhout (@bridgetkromhout) December 31, 2019
As for the whole odometer-rollover thing, my main reaction is “Oh. Huh. Guess that’s happening again?” But sure, let’s look back at some moments from this decade!
In 2010-2011, I worked in infra/ops management at a university supercomputing institute. The best part was working with @zruty, @gabehpc, and other such wonderful folks.
In 2012, @thingles got me to jump to a startup; 8thBridge is where I got into public cloud, and Jamie is also to be credited for getting me into public speaking (eventually so very many talks!) and onto Twitter and into HBase-shaped adventures.
In 2014, @ry4an convinced me to join the fun at DramaFever where I got to work with @0x74696d, @peterjshan, @paddycarver, and more. We were dockering all the dockers, which made for some good learning and some fun conference speaking. I started co-hosting Arrested DevOps at @mattstratton’s invitation. And @mfdii convinced me to run devopsdays in Minneapolis, which led to @patrickdebois asking me to run the global org.
In 2015, @littleidea recruited me into his party of adventurers at Pivotal, where I was no longer on call for the first time in my career. Different but interesting moving from “I have root where you live” to “I’m going to tell you a story about software” for a couple years.
2017-2019 brought more devrel fun on @ashleymcnamara’s team at Microsoft.
Microsoft issued me a Mac when they hired me to help people use Linux on Azure. ✨
— Bridget Kromhout (@bridgetkromhout) November 26, 2017
If this sounds like the beginning of a nerdy joke, it’s because we need to question long-held opinions, let go of deeply-cherished stereotypes, and welcome this new era of open collaboration.
In mid-2019, I changed roles inside Microsoft to @LachlanEvenson’s team where I’m learning a ton in product management (for wonderful open source like Helm!).
Of course, since devrel event commitments stretch months into the future, I wasn’t through with the previous gig’s commitments until year’s end. This year brought some fun travel with @joelaha including the 10-year anniversary of devopsdays in Ghent.
Looking back on the highlights of 2019:
— Joe Laha (@joelaha) December 31, 2019
Traveled to 6 counties 🇪🇸🇨🇦🇿🇦🇳🇱🇧🇪🇩🇪 including #devopsdayscpt and Ghent for the 10th anniv devopsdays.
Spent some time in Canada with my family teaching the fish who’s boss.
MCing devopsdaysMSP Ignite in my dope AF jacket. pic.twitter.com/nZ14we92Oc
Our extended family’s go-to question of “where are you traveling next” finally has a new answer of “I have literally zero flights booked”, which is an amazing feeling. Also, I’ve noticed they’ve started asking “so do you still work at the same place?” without specifying the place because they have no idea what I do for a job, let alone where I do it. This may be a familiar feeling to some of you.
So yes, some of us switch gigs a lot more than others - but it’s because there’s a ton of great stuff to learn, and it’s useful to know when you don’t want to repeat yourself and it’s time for something new!
(If you’re looking for adventure and excitement without changing jobs, I’ve done 39 escape rooms since 2015, escaping from 32 of them. Escape rooms are like a LARP of being on call, without the misery!)
We escaped Sherlock's Secret in 43:16! #opslife LARP victory! @petecheslock @beerops @joelaha @alicegoldfuss @bryanl @Ry4an #monitorama 💖✨💫😀 pic.twitter.com/OQgNFpVl65
— Bridget Kromhout (@bridgetkromhout) May 24, 2017
I’ve named a lot of folks, but there are so very many more who are incredible, so just take a look at the speakers I’ve been fortunate enough to feature at devopsdays Minneapolis in 2019, 2018, 2017, 2016, 2015, and 2014. And our local organizer team is amazing!
Okay, what’s next (other than submitting to the devopsdays Minneapolis 2020 CFP)? For the next decade, go forth and adventure. Maybe you’ll be saving the world with @shinynew_oz & Camus Energy. Maybe you’ll run for office. Maybe you’ll come build carbon-neutral k8s infra at a cloud provider. What matters most is that you learn, and grow, and leave the world better than you found it.
Given that I lived through being on call for Y2K, I used to worry about 2038. These days I sometimes wonder if modern civilization is going to make it that far without devolving into a Mad Max scenario of canned goods and shotgun shells, but I like to think that we can fix this flawed world of ours together.💖